Forever Tourist

Someone who moves to another state but will never be accepted as a resident

"There sure are a lot of Southern Californians in King County"
"Oh, you mean Forever Tourists? Yeah, they've completely killed Seattle."

by Siphter October 4, 2022

Man Pond

When you make a clump of toilet paper wet, and place it betwixt your cheeks to cool off a spicy butt hole.

I stupidly added ghost peppers to my burrito, and the next morning had to Man Pond my hole to keep from crying.

by Siphter September 16, 2015