Pouke 

When you have to puke and poop at the same time.

He was so drunk he pouked himself.

Look thats the pouker from last nights party.

Pouke by Tvdad December 11, 2010

Pocket Ranch 

When a person goes hard on a night on the town and falls asleep with the ranch side in their pocket that they picked up from their midnight snack.

Yo Rob, I just found me a pocket ranch, let's go!

What is wrong Karen? Nothing, my pocket ranch exploded in my sleep again.

Pocket Ranch by Carmon 4 March 24, 2023

Pocket Tent 

A tent pitched by ones penis.
Pocket Tents vary in size depending on girth chub length and particular situation.

Dirty Mike: Yo I need a hand
The Boys: Dirty Mike...
Dirty Mike: Dude It's serious!
The Boys: If its your pocket tent You can forget about it

Dirty Mike: You got me! For reals though I'm fully torqued and need to go change.....

Pocket Tent by Bigger Fish 2 Fry December 26, 2016

No No Pocket 

The middle pocket of your apron where you keep your pens. Can also put your rubber ducks there if you don't want any French girls stealing them.

Also known as the "Holy Pocket" by some. Anything you put in it is 100% safe from others. The perfect repellant.

Me: *reaches in middle pocket*
French Girl: "Why are your hands in your no no pocket? Ewwwwwwwwwww. Groooooooossssss!"
Me: "I have two words: Cash. Office." *winks*
French Girl: *visible disgust*

No No Pocket by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass 

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018

pissin in yor pocket

"Old school"(meaning) While travelling with yor bros long distances.. in a car, and drinking beer ..about pissing and a bro pouring his warm beer in yor pocket as another bro holds ya!Mainly to shut you up!

He was not really "pissin in yor pocket"..dumb shit..You wouldn't shut up so we bent you over and poured warm beer down your pocket and ass!
Yea making you think you got pissed on!

pissin in yor pocket by anonymous November 6, 2017

pocket feces

In Texas Hold'em, the opposite of pocket aces. It can be a combination of any shit cards that the player should fold immediately without question.
These include 2-6, 2-7, 2-8, 3-7, 3-8 and a few more. You get the point.

Johnny: What were your hole cards last hand?

Jim: These cards suck. I had a 3-9. I never bluff with pocket feces.

pocket feces by sciflyer.25 May 6, 2014