Poukens 

1.THE best basketball player that the YMCA has ever seen
2. The rarely seen caveman of the Rocky Mountains

Kobe: Yo Poukens, you wanna go play some B-Ball?
Poukens: I don't know if you can keep up with me, I average about 60 points a game

Poukens by ThunderFromDownUnder October 18, 2008

Plukens

1) A mysterious sexual position or move

2) An act of sexual release

Pat: Dude you're never gonna guess what i did to her?

Steve: Did you give her the plukens?

Pat: Nah dude, I plukensed alllllll over her tummy.

Plukens by Mr. Plukens July 15, 2010

porkenstein 

Someone who is clever, yet obese.

"That dude is cool but he's a bit of a porkenstein'

porkenstein by Benni & Jecky February 16, 2007

Big Porkens 

A phrase used in multiple scenarios and as multiple parts of speech, in order to emphasize someone being stupid, and or acting like an idiot.

“What thomas said wasn’t very big porkens.”
“you’re acting like a big porken.”

Big Porkens by bigporkenator July 6, 2021

pokenstrudel 

(v.) the action of poking very slowly as shown in online text.

-hello, are you there? *pokenstrudel*
-hi

pokenstrudel by Kurama1123 July 24, 2006

pokensmot 

A dyslectic way of cloaking your intention to do some pot smoken.

After work, do you want to go over to Pokensmot's house?

pokensmot by Bob from Acoundemps November 24, 2007

pokens 

poker mainly texas holdem

shit nigga lets go play some pokens so i can win dat cheese you got from your welfare check

pokens by brandon March 25, 2004