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Porta Potties
1. A row of blue portable toilets.
2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.
Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.
Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.
Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.
Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"
JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."
John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."
John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
Porta Potties by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012
Sunday Crock Potting
The internal gasy, gastrointestinal buildup, throughout the day on Sunday, of a wet, steamy shit inevitably to be dumped at the office on Monday morning. Sunday Crock Potting typically gestates a massive excrement as a result of a weekend of partying and poor dietary choices.
What the hell happened in that bathroom? Looks like there was swamp buggy race in the toilet and the smell is enough to make me retch.
George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
George had a long weekend. He warned me he had been Sunday Crock Potting and I might not want to go in there.
Sunday Crock Potting by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015
nettie potting
When a male ejaculates in the females nostril and she tilts her head and it comes out the other nostril.
nettie potting by Fr34k4K1nK August 4, 2011
Crock Pottin'
To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.
Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
Crock Pottin' by Toats McGoats August 26, 2009
Condom Potting
When a bunch of guys and girls get together and have an orgey using condoms and after they all spill a load into their comdom they place it in a pot and then the guys get different girls and grab a random condom from the pot put it on and fuck the girl
Man 1: dude you want to cum Condom Potting with us tonight we grabbed all the hottest chicks
Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids
Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean
Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids
Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean
Condom Potting by K8thegr8 June 15, 2014
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