Potatopia

A generic disease which means you gradually become a potato.

My teacher has severe Potatopia but still aquires some human elements such as a mouth and vocal chords

by Thedarklordhasrisen November 24, 2013

Potatoism

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.

Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"

by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018

potatoism

A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.

Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN

by [JUSTI] July 19, 2017

pogtopia

A land created by Wilbur Soot, Technoblade, and TommyInnit after getting kicked out of (L')Manburg.

Jschlatt: Where is Pogtopia?
Quackity: I don't know

by PigIA September 23, 2020

Potatopants

When one of heavy weight wears tight pants to the extent where it's so wrinkled that it looks like a potato.

*At Wal-Mart

Me: Well shit, there's potatopants everywhere.

by Reeceisgay January 28, 2014

potatoland

A Just Dance Stan

potatoland is one of my favorite jd YouTubers even tho their videos kinda suck.

by definitely not potatoland April 17, 2021

PotatoKai

The Sex Icon of Rust

Potatokai gets me wet.

by DirtyPickles_ November 24, 2021