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Person 1 : “Hey, did you hear potatoons posted a new animation

Person 2 : “Wow, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR ELSE I WILL STEAL YOUR POTATOES”
by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021
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Potatoons

Person 1 : “Hey bro, did you hear potatoons uploaded a new animation

Person 2 : “Wow, what a great youtuber, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR SUFFER DIRE CONSEQUENCES
by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021
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because potatoes

A phrase used by TheMysteriousMrEnter when someone in a cartoon does something without justification.
...And he couldn't press each button because potatoes.
by InternetInhabitant69420 April 19, 2020
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Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day

Another name for Thanksgiving. Coined by Tourettes Guy's Dad when everyone brought mashed potatoes to Thanksgiving.
by longsnapper93 December 30, 2010
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Potatoism

A religion that is holy in all aspects.

Potatoists worship the holy moon baby and the small potatoes. They believe that the Meme Army protects them from the wretched Vegital who lives in the Chewy Boba land.

If a Potatoist lives a good life, they are judged and sent to the basket, a holy land ruled by potatoes. If they are bad, their souls are sent to the Vegital's Realm and their Potato is sent to McDonalds.

They believe that the world should be Sommunist.
Enlightened man: "Hail the Potatoes in all life!"

Average Man: "What do you mean?"

Enlightened Man: "It means that you worship the Moon Baby. It is the only way to live properly."

Average Man: "..."

*The room is filled with holy light.

Enlightened Man 2 (The Average Man): "Yes. All hail the Potatoes!!! I am now a true man of Potatoism!!!"
by Supreme Comrade Stalin August 31, 2018
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This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"
by lovelounomatterwhat March 7, 2020
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potatoism

A religion that believes that potatoes are the ultimate source of life, and that everything began with potatoes.
Pat: What's your religion?
Eric: Potatoism
Pat: What's Potatoism?
Eric: POTATOES ARE LIFE, MAN
by [JUSTI] July 19, 2017
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