Postmastr

A person who takes dick like a champion in r6, but the play like a copper.

Dude that guys such a postmastr!

by dollahollasign March 14, 2024

Postmastr

Someone who takes dick like a champion in Rainbow Six Siege, but they play the game like a copper.

Dude that guy is such a postmastr.

by dollahollasign March 14, 2024

postmates

The process of ordering food on an app, then having it delivered to your doorstep....

Hey man, can you postmates us some food?

by clarissa.patttersan December 18, 2017

Postmates Gypsy

Noun. "A person who orders food delivery on Postmates and immediately requests a refund for fake or insignificant problems with their order for the sole purpose of getting a free meal despite cheating the restaurant out of money."

"That Postmates Gypsy just screwed my restaurant out of a $40.00 profit!"

by MidtownLawStud May 16, 2021

Post-date postmate

When a couple goes on a date and bring left overs (or charity food from another -cheaper- restaurant) to a friend to make them feel better about not being able to tag along for the date.

Single: aye wanna hang?
Taken friend: sorry I got a date tonight, but I’ll bring you post-date postmate

by Polo boy September 10, 2019

pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.

Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.

by big mama jdog May 2, 2006

photographic evidence posthaste

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.

Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"

by Yams January 16, 2008