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Postcard 

One fineee bitch. Usually from the tropics or another vacation destination. Could be the name for the girl you hooked up with on vacation, or just a girl you spot thats lookin' hot and appears to be local.
"There's a few postcards over at the bar I wouldn't mind sendin' home"
Postcard by Psuedonymm June 30, 2008
Words you can keep

Postcard 

A postcard is a one-way communication you receive from someone via text messaging or instant messaging. The postcarder only cares about delivering their message to you (i.e., their postcard). It is so frustrating to respond back immediately to the postcarder and not get a reply.
I hate when my Mom uses text messaging to send me a postcard. Text messaging is for 2 say conversations. I want to throw the phone when I respond immediately and i get the "Delivered" indication, but she doesn't even "Read" my reply! Ugh!!!
Postcard by tbarrett187 August 29, 2016

postcard 

(tr. verb) Take a girl on a date. Treat her really nicely. Buy her drinks, dessert, more drinks. Wait for the right moment, then place a roofy in her drink. Take her home. Now rape her. Go on vacation, send her a postcard from your destination. ONLY WRITE: "Wish you were here! I RAPED YOU."
Awww duuuuuuude! I totally need to send some postcards this spring break!!
postcard by NotMyIdea January 14, 2009

postcard life

To live life day by day and to travel the world see new places and meet new people and just to go with the flow and really just live life post card by post card that's what postcard life means to me. -young guy that really just realized the true meaning of life don't take it seriously
Man he really is livin the postcard life exploring the world and enjoying life
postcard life by Live your dreams December 21, 2013

Postcard from Rotherham

When a young lady potentially from a working class background proceeds to pleasure her partner by introducing a finger(s) into the anal cavity.
One, Two, Three Pity Pony…… Goooooo on Chantelle send us a postcard from Rotherham ya bag of spanner’s.

Postcard from Veronica 

Another name for the acoustic singer/rapper/gangster Matt Gisbrecht.
P1: Man, have you heard Postcard from Veronica's new EP? It's sick!
P2: Nah man, I'm listening to some Lady GaGa.

postcard punk

An individual who dons the punk rock "uniform" (black leather jacket, boots, spikes, mohawk, etc.) to create an identity for themself and who assumes they are superior to others because of their punkasfuck look.
1. Jamie is such a postcard punk.
2. Dresses like a postcard every day but all of the spikes and patches in the world can't make up for the clockwork orange make-up.
postcard punk by Alexxxyoumug April 8, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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