Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Postcard 

A postcard is a one-way communication you receive from someone via text messaging or instant messaging. The postcarder only cares about delivering their message to you (i.e., their postcard). It is so frustrating to respond back immediately to the postcarder and not get a reply.
I hate when my Mom uses text messaging to send me a postcard. Text messaging is for 2 say conversations. I want to throw the phone when I respond immediately and i get the "Delivered" indication, but she doesn't even "Read" my reply! Ugh!!!
Postcard by tbarrett187 August 29, 2016

postcard 

(tr. verb) Take a girl on a date. Treat her really nicely. Buy her drinks, dessert, more drinks. Wait for the right moment, then place a roofy in her drink. Take her home. Now rape her. Go on vacation, send her a postcard from your destination. ONLY WRITE: "Wish you were here! I RAPED YOU."
Awww duuuuuuude! I totally need to send some postcards this spring break!!
postcard by NotMyIdea January 14, 2009

postcard life

To live life day by day and to travel the world see new places and meet new people and just to go with the flow and really just live life post card by post card that's what postcard life means to me. -young guy that really just realized the true meaning of life don't take it seriously
Man he really is livin the postcard life exploring the world and enjoying life
postcard life by Live your dreams December 21, 2013

Postcard from Rotherham

When a young lady potentially from a working class background proceeds to pleasure her partner by introducing a finger(s) into the anal cavity.
One, Two, Three Pity Pony…… Goooooo on Chantelle send us a postcard from Rotherham ya bag of spanner’s.

Postcard from Veronica 

Another name for the acoustic singer/rapper/gangster Matt Gisbrecht.
P1: Man, have you heard Postcard from Veronica's new EP? It's sick!
P2: Nah man, I'm listening to some Lady GaGa.

postcard punk

An individual who dons the punk rock "uniform" (black leather jacket, boots, spikes, mohawk, etc.) to create an identity for themself and who assumes they are superior to others because of their punkasfuck look.
1. Jamie is such a postcard punk.
2. Dresses like a postcard every day but all of the spikes and patches in the world can't make up for the clockwork orange make-up.
postcard punk by Alexxxyoumug April 8, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Load more