Post piss 

The act of finishing peeing and starting to close up shop, then dripping down your leg.

*Walk out of bathroom with wet spot on your pants.* "Yeah I just post pissed myself."

Post piss by Bkeith87 February 28, 2011

post-piss bliss 

That amazing feeling you experience after you have had to pee for an incredibly long time, and you finally get to the bathroom. The euphoria lasts for a solid three hours or so, depending on how long you've had to pee.

Girl 1: Damnit sam I really need to pee.
Girl 2: Too bad the nearest bathroom is an hour away!
(one hour later)
Girl 1: OH MY GOODNESS I'M EUPHORIC!
Girl 2: Are you experiencing post-piss bliss?
Girl 1: You bet your tits I am!

post-piss bliss by QueenFatasse March 13, 2011

Post Poo Piss 

The process of urinating after an extensive bowel movement; PPP can occur regardless of urine passing initially, or at any time related to a particular toilet visit.

After bowel movement, PPP will both relieve and assure the participant that the visit is over. PPP is also known to cause a side symptom of drooling or salivation along with eye watering; the exact cause of this is still unconfirmed, but is linked to relief and satisfactory from various glands in the human body.

Human 1.) Are you still in the toilet?
Human 2.) Yeah, sorry taking a bit of time.
Human 3.) I thought you were going for a number 2? I can hear you urinating.
Human 4.) Don’t fret; it’s just the latter end of Post Poo Piss.
Human 5.) Oh, okay. Don’t drool on the floor, I just hoovered in there.

Post Poo Piss by Descendo January 12, 2010

PCP (Post Cum Piss) 

The PCP is the piss that a guy usually needs after they have cum.

After screwing Jill, Malcolm urgently needed to have his PCP (Post Cum Piss)or his bladder would explode.

PCP (Post Cum Piss) by Clandky May 4, 2009

Post Nut Piss 

When you have to piss after you nut

Post Nut Piss: Yo I just nutted now i have to piss

Post Nut Piss by Scratch&Sniff17 August 15, 2021

Post Orgasm Piss 

Post Orgasm Piss, or P.O.P. is the piss you take after you masturbate, which feels like you are in Heaven. Something that all guys should have experienced by the age of 14, come on, users on here are probably between 13 and 20, DUH. After a good orgasm, like, an amazing one, you normally have to piss, and you are still feeling the bliss from climax. Therefore you create a second orgasm, kind of. If you do it right, once you climax you should feel a tight but good sensation in your bladder, hold it as long as you can, then piss. (in the toilet, please)

MAN! Last night I had the best Post Orgasm Piss ever!!!!!

Post Orgasm Piss by A7X forever August 31, 2010

Post-Coital Piss 

That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP

Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...

Post-Coital Piss by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin May 17, 2018