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Poser Girl

In this case, the poser girl im explaining is the skateboard poser girl. Ya know em. They go to your high school. There in your class. They wear skateshoes that are easy to get to, like etnies. They will wear jackets like fox, volcom, and element. They usually havent skateboarded a day in there life, or if they did, then it was probably just one day. If they think that degrading a good sport for popularity is alright, then obviously they arent right in the head. Let then realize the hard way that is your gonna advertise, you better have the skills by staying away from them. A way to pick out a true Skater Chick is if they wear harder to get skateboard brands, suck as my favorite company, Emerica, or other brands like DGK, Chocolate, or Mystery. If you have proof that they actually skate, dont hate.
That hoe is such a poser. Shes too mainstream and preppy to step a foot on a skateboard.

Yea, i hate it when a prep turns into poser girl.
by Robot Noah June 16, 2009
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skater girl poser

A bitch who skates for friends/boyfriends. Not good at actual skating, but really good at holding an unscratched plan b board.
Hey Becky I like your board

Thanks, I love it so much it really isn't heavy at all!

Do an ollie

I would but my heel hurts and I don't feel good #skatergirlzswag skater girl poser
by Based_Kid13 June 23, 2014
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Power Girl

A DC Comics character. Origionally the cousin of Earth-2's Superman, she is quite possibly one of characters who got most screwed-over after crisis. To keep Earth-1's Superman the ONLY survivor of Krypton, they gave her various random pasts, including one where she was from Atlantis which somehow led to her having a miraculous virgin birth.

Thankfully, with Infinite Crisis, she has recieved her old history back with the expectation of at least a temproary return of the multi-verse. She also has very *ahem*ample*ahem* assets along with a strategically placed hole that, if any bigger, would reveal more than allowed.
*From "JSA CLASSIFIED #2"*:

Power Girl (talking with Superman): People always ask me why I have this hole right here. They think I'm showing off...or just being lewd. But the first time I made this costume, I wanted a symbol like you.

I just...I couldn't think of anything. I thought, eventually, I'd figure it out. And close the hole.

But I haven't.
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Power Girl

A DC Comics superhero, liked for the fact she has big tits.
Yeah, if Power Girl didn't have giant boobs, she would be far more obscure.
by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes April 12, 2022
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Pulling a Power Girl

Using ones cleavage to distract/manipulate someone as a means to achieving a greater objective.
Hero: We're so close. If only there were some way to get passed that guard, then we could save Christmas!
Heroine with spectacular breasts: Seriously, is that all? Hey guard! Yeah, do you think this dress is too low-cut?
Generic guard: I can see the face of god.
Heroine: Ok, I think he's distracted.

Say, didn't you used to have two kidneys?
Yeah but some chick was pulling a power girl on me and stole one when I wasn't looking.
by Mendicantwriter November 1, 2009
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Power Girl

Power Girl (real name Kara Zor-L, also known as Karen Starr) is a DC Comics superhero. Power Girl is the Earth-Two counterpart of Supergirl and the first cousin of the Earth-Two Superman. She's a staunch feminist, aggressive fighter and overall babe with a fitness model physique and sublime cleavage. She's currently the chairman of the Justice Society of America.
When questioned about her revealing costume, Power Girl responds: "(it) shows what I am: female, healthy, and strong. If men want to degrade themselves by staring and drooling and tripping over themselves, that's their problem, I'm not going to apologize for it."
by rtchoke August 22, 2007
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Poster girl

A gorgeous stranger that you see in public that makes you do a double take (i.e. like when you see an attractive person the airport).
by orangejuce85 April 17, 2025
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