2 definitions by Olio bandito
I went to the hotel room to wash the vomit of my dress with Christian, went to sleep and woke up being Portered with Christian saying "I don't want to get you pregnant"
by Olio bandito March 5, 2021
To lie without remorse, and to believe that your lie is the truth because Jesus has sanctioned your presence on this earth
"Ahhh, come on mate that has to be a Morrison!". As the bloke with the necklace of flowers around his neck and a hawaiian shirt on said that he was busy working all weekend.
by Olio bandito November 29, 2021