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Nickname for the most awesome person you'll ever meet.
Person 1: Hey, who's that?
Person 2: Oh that's poetroe, they're so fucking cool
poetroe by poetroe April 19, 2018
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1. An extremely sarcastic and usually perverted joke

2. A person who's usually always second place on the golf course
Example of a petree: 1. that's what she said....

2. Wow petree just missed a two foot birdie putt.
Petree by Sugadaddy1086 April 20, 2010
Someone who you cannot understand, because they mumble 24/7. Taken from the character "Peetree" in the movie "Land before time" due to his incomprehensible speech. Clings to people who think that he "peetree" is obnoxious.
"I adklawjwannadk;al asdsgivelk;;kl etyouhjdk hjklkhead!lkjlkj

Wut did you say peetree???
Peetree by honkytoe March 3, 2003
Capital of the isle of skye, Shit pubs ugly women (but hey they are sluts), no night life, people so backwards they drive in reverse, and dominated by Church going fuckers. It rains 11 months a year the rest of the time it snows, why would anyone want to live there?
I'd rather kill myself than live in Portree. / its impossible to find a virgin in portree
Portree by Pablo Escobar January 11, 2004

poetweet 

A form of poetry which consists of exactly 140 characters. There is no reference to rhyme or rhythm, only 140 characters exactly. All words must be spelled out, no short cuts such as "ur" for "you are" or "b4" for "before." And definitely no "lol"! Normal contractions are allowed.
Here is an example of poetweet: Of all the sights I see, there is none so beautiful as your shadow. Knowing you're near, and the sun is shining is enough for me. Beautiful.
poetweet by PastorGlen July 8, 2010

poetheed 

word mispoken for pothead. funny cuz its cool. (i'd hope somebody can do this word justice)
Now here's a real poetheed, i mean pothead. (Simpsons - medical marijuana)
poetheed by i October 27, 2003