7 definitions by Pablo Escobar

Unit

Noun. A slang word used to describe a really fat ugly bitch. The word is derived from the from the measurement of a standard kitchen unit, which is 60cm wide/deep (dishwasher, washing machine, tumble drier etc all conform to these standard dimensions).

Correct timing and pronunciation is crucial to the effect of this word. It is best shouted loudly after walking past a really fat minger in the street, with particular emphasis on the first syllable.

Pablo: "Did you see that woman?"
Jaimie: "No?"
Pablo: "UUUUUNIT!!!"

by Pablo Escobar January 7, 2004

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Weeto

One of the many slang words for the arsehole, derived from the popular childrens' breakfast cereal of the same name (which happens to come in the form of chocolate cereal hoops). This noun can also form compounds and other expressions as follows:

Frosted Weeto (noun): when you end up with cum around the arsehole after anal sex.
Bust a Weeto (verb): to have anal sex with someone for the first time (Note: implies male rape rather than consensual sex).
Weeto Buster (noun): anal rapist.
Crunch a Weeto (verb): to give a rimjob.

"Dude, that's a gay bar, you might get your weeto busted or something if you go in there!"

by Pablo Escobar January 7, 2004

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Portree

Capital of the isle of skye, Shit pubs ugly women (but hey they are sluts), no night life, people so backwards they drive in reverse, and dominated by Church going fuckers. It rains 11 months a year the rest of the time it snows, why would anyone want to live there?

I'd rather kill myself than live in Portree. / its impossible to find a virgin in portree

by Pablo Escobar January 11, 2004

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capone

Reference to Al Capone, famous Chicago gangster. If you're "straight up capone" you're a true gangsta out there on the streets, not one to be fucked with.

"You're straight up capone"

by Pablo Escobar September 4, 2004

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