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Portersexual

Portersexuals are people who are only attracted to Porter's. A Porter will always have 10 inches packin, so many people are Portersexual.
I think im Portersexual...
Damn he's probably packin fr. You go girl!
Portersexual by 10.inches.packin December 15, 2022
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powersexual 

Powersexual is a word referring to someone who is rarely atracted to anyone and when they are, it is someone who is very influencial/skilled in a certain area/socially powerful. It could also refer to a fictional character who is attracted to people with stronger abilities/powers. Powersexuality is not an actual sexual orientation. A person can be, say, homosexual and powersexual at the same time.
Madara Uchiha is powersexual...
( ^ fictional character example)

Person 1: Er, you ever had a crush on a girl?
Person 2: Well...I had a crush on two girls once; the school president and the head of the popular clique.
Person 1: Powersexual much?
( ^ real world example)

pottersexual 

An obsession over the fictional character Harry Potter
"Draco Malfoy is the definition of Pottersexual."
pottersexual by Emo Wizz May 5, 2018

Petersexual 

People sexually attracted to Peter Griffin, due to his chin being shaped like testicles. See [Peter Griffin's chin] for more details.
Jerry: Hey, Jim, I'm Petersexual.
Jim: What's that?
Jerry: SUCK MY FUCKING BALLS! Wait, that's his chin.

portsexual 

Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.
"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"
portsexual by fox gill February 3, 2008

Pottersexual 

Deeply in love with the character Harry Potter from the movie “Harry Potter
Someone: Who’s your boyfriend?

You: I am Pottersexual.
Therefore, you are attracted to the fictional character, Harry Potter

Petersexual 

Refuses to be identified with any animal of this world. They don’t call it sex but peetering.
Joe: Petersexual? If you can’t find one than be one...
Petersexual by Joedonors August 1, 2018
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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