portsexual

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Somewhere inbetween bisexual and heterosexual; where a woman would turn gay for Natalie Portman only.

"Oh my god, V for Vendetta - Natalie Portman is the only woman in the world who can pull off being bald"
"Yeah I know, I'm totally portsexual now"

portsexual by fox gill February 3, 2008

Words you can keep

prodsexual

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.
Or commonly known as a simp for ProductionTakeFive.

The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes 0G3Z prodsexual

prodsexual by ඞgcs March 12, 2021

Related Words

portsexual • Potsexual • Sportsexual • Pootsexual • Pornsexual • post-sexual • porn sexuality • post-sexual fugue • polysexual • PoMoSexual

Pyrosexual

Someone who is a furry who watches Pyrocynical, and develops sexual attractions to his voice and sexy Foxy The Pirate avatar.

Male 1: "Oh man I thought I was straight but when I watch his videos I have these Pyrosexual feelings. Like I just want to masturbate so hard when I hear his voice talking shit about garden gnomes"
Male 2: "Get a fucking life"

Pyrosexual by BulletBillGamer June 23, 2016

Polysexual-Panromantic

A sexuality in which you experience sexual attraction to multiple genders & romantically attracted to others. This can come in many forms such as being attracted to women romantically, and being attracted to men & non binary people sexually.

Polysexuality: the sexual attraction to many, but not all, genders.

Panromantic: an orientation characterized by the potential for romantic attraction, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex.

Emma: What’s your sexuality?
Arnold: I’m polysexual-panromantic. I am sexually & romantically attracted to women, and romantically attracted to non binary people and men.

Polysexual-Panromantic by riewrite December 25, 2020

pornosexual

Refers a person who prefers to watch porn and masturbate than to have actual sex.

"Stay away from Jim's dorm. He's a pornosexual so it's filled with used jizz rags"

pornosexual by StumpfTheDrumpf September 22, 2013

petsexual

Fake sexuality some dumb piece of shit made up and its making a mockery of lgbtq+

Person 1:Im petsexual
Person 2: what in the shit is that u made that up huh

petsexual by mamaz_07 January 27, 2021

Polysexual

The attraction to more than one gender, with no limit on the gender spectrum. Contrary to popular belief, this has nothing to do with polygamy (marriage of multiple people.)

James is not only attracted to girls, but also those who aregenderneutral, and agender, he is polysexual.

Polysexual by definition cookie April 15, 2014

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026