Porterize 

To butcher the lyrics of a song or adlib with no meaning.

He was singing and porterized the song. None of it made sense.

Porterize by NobleNexus October 2, 2025

Posterize Moisturize 

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

Posterize Moisturize by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015

ponderize 

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.

Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.

ponderize by friesounz November 25, 2015

poofterized 

australian term

1. used to describe any object, action or process which is of exceptionally low standard.

2. used to express absolute disgust

1. (when the lawnmower refuses to start) "COME ON!!! YOU FUCKEN POOFTERIZED PIECE OF SHIT!!!! "

2. "that two-girls-one-cup video was poofterized. i chundered....hard!"

poofterized by screaming axe wound February 9, 2010

ponderize 

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.

ponderize by Joseph 'sMyth November 25, 2015

posterize 

a Basketball term meaning to embarrass some one usually while slamming the ball over them. It refers to the guy whos being dunked on in basketball posters.

"Wow that guy just got posterized!"

posterize by j-la August 22, 2003