Peterize
Peterize by Donnagirl77 April 4, 2022
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peterised
Having a sexual act commited upon you three times in the one night by a person named Peter. For example, Girl (or fat mess) meets Peter in the club. Girl invites Peter back to house. Girl gets fucked by Peter three times in the one night. Girl has been peterised. Can also happen in an alley.
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Puterized
This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.
People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.
There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.
Sypmtoms of being puterized:
- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world
People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.
There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.
Sypmtoms of being puterized:
- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world
Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."
Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."
Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized
Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized
Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."
Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized
Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized
peterised
Did you see who Dalton Peterised last night? She was grossly overweight.
Dalton peterised that Land Rover/Hippo/Whale/Elephant again? Ah for Jaysus sake.
Dalton peterised that Land Rover/Hippo/Whale/Elephant again? Ah for Jaysus sake.
peterised by Daaaveeead April 26, 2008
Peterised
I totally peterised that exam
See that girl over there, yeah i peterised her
You just been peterised
See that girl over there, yeah i peterised her
You just been peterised
Peterised by Galway P.I.M.P April 26, 2008
Peterizing
Peterizing by ayabusanwing September 25, 2021
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