Portering

A verb (pronounced "Porter-ing") that describes when a person plays a multi-player video game (such as Halo or Smash Bros.) and sits on the sidelines while the other players fight and kill each other. When only 2 out of all the players fighting are left, the one who took this action tends to win because he did not do anything and angers the other players.

"Freakin' Mike won againg because he was portering the whole time!"

by dube56 May 12, 2008

Porter

This guy is quite literally one of the best people you will ever meet in your life. He has a great sense of humor and will laugh with you for hours. There is a specific amount of people that he cares about and if you are one of those people, he makes you feel very special. Not only does he have the best personality but he is one of those "really attractive without even trying" people. He is really sexy! But also cuddly and cute.

I'm sure you can be as lucky as i am and meet a Porter.

Girl 1: Oh, i just got the most amazing message from Porter

Girl 2: You're friends with a Porter?!

Girl 1: Yeah! Aren't Porters just the best?

Girl 2: They're hot too!

by Blue Eren June 19, 2016

Porterized

Throwing shade on a nuclear level over an inept person for the world to witness.

The truth seeking hero PORTERIZED the stupified idiot until Oreos flew out his mouth.

by Veddergirl May 07, 2020

Porterized

Someone that where's tight shirts, does over a 100 arm curls a day and murders music.

That was a really good song who the fuck porterized it

by Peter Whitewhitewhite May 05, 2020

Porter

a sexy, smart, nice person, who is a non stop party goer, who has many friends, who laughs a lot, is always happy, and makes a lot of jokes.

That girl is smart and sexy she must be a Porter.

by Zulily April 25, 2013

Porter

A helpful, generous, all around nice person (generous, helpful coming from a porter - helper in a hotel)

a great friend and the person to hang with

wow I wish i was good friends with that Porter!

He is such a Porter! I should spend more time with him.

by modiee November 19, 2011

Porter

–verb
To be Porter'ed

Having the night of your life with someone that you have feelings for but who makes it abundantly clear that nothing will ever happen.

Why is she crying in her dorm room?

She just got Porter'ed

by Jimbo Jacoby February 05, 2010