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Poortarded
Poortarded by The In and Out Kids September 11, 2005
Porntardation
Every time you see a porn star jerking off in front of their stepfamily, doing stupid sexual things, wearing no panties/bra at all, sleeping during day, being completely fucking blind and they can't see dicks, sticking their dick in literally every hole they see or not knowing their pants have ripped and not feeling a dick inside, they have porntardation.
Porntardation by Joe Azlz December 3, 2019
Porntard
PORNography + reTARD
A dude who can't find a girlfriend because
#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.
#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.
A dude who can't find a girlfriend because
#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.
#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.
Porntard by Mike Porntard March 2, 2009
Porterdalian River Rat
Porterdalian River Rat by ugongetacoke October 17, 2019
Pertarded
A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.
Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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