Every time you see a porn star jerking off in front of their stepfamily, doing stupid sexual things, wearing no panties/bra at all, sleeping during day, being completely fucking blind and they can't see dicks, sticking their dick in literally every hole they see or not knowing their pants have ripped and not feeling a dick inside, they have porntardation.

Jim: Did you see that Brattysis video bro?
Mark: nah bro, that actress had * Porntardation*

Porntardation by Joe Azlz December 3, 2019

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Porntard

PORNography + reTARD

A dude who can't find a girlfriend because

#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.

#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.

Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years. He's such porntard.

Porntard by Mike Porntard March 2, 2009

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Porterdalian River Rat

White trash that reside in Porterdale, Georgia.

Have you heard that Stacy’s a meth head? Yeah, you can’t expect much from a Porterdalian River Rat.

Porterdalian River Rat by ugongetacoke October 17, 2019

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Pertarded

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

Pertarded by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

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