Protard 

A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

Protard by prosavage August 21, 2021

protard 

Protard is a combination of the words "professional" and "retard", and is generally used someone who is consistently stupid in their actions.

"You put a quarter on my seat? You Sir, are a protard."

protard by Godspeed December 5, 2004

Protard 

A professional retard; the next level of retardation.

Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

Protard by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010

Protard 

Countable common noun: Protard(s): (pro-tard)- A name given to supporters of retards or special-education people

Person A: Haha! Look he has drool on his chin!

Person B: Quit make fun of the person!

Person A: Your a Protard.

Protard by Shard Dardedar December 9, 2009

protard 

One who acts as both a professional and retard, thus is professionally retarded.

George W. Bush is the ultimate protard.

protard by winnie1493 January 8, 2009

pretarded 

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

pretarded by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

photarded

Adjective.

1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.

Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.

2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.

1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."

2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."

photarded by u5terk March 2, 2009