Porstuvation

The unwillingness of doing what you're told

Climate change is way too meinous. the porstuvation of people makes me gurtle!

by Stally Wally February 10, 2023

The Mere Postulation

A posh way to dismiss an idea one finds stupid or worthless.

Jim: Yo Bill can I borrow 5 bucks?
Bill: HA! The mere postulation!

by The Insult Man May 28, 2021

postulation constipation

A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.

I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)

Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .

by Postulate With Me Baby March 17, 2019

asian prostuation

red light district

oi cunt u wanna do some asian prostuation
oi oi oi ofc my lad

by asian presentation October 9, 2019

The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

by bingobango_22 February 26, 2024