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Pornstep 

A form of Dubstep so filthy and whorelike it's part of whole new sub-genre
I just listened to some pornstep so filthy I think my ears just got chlamidya
Pornstep by abriefhistoryofdrew February 22, 2011
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pornstipation 

The condition where an individual becomes incapacitated to masturbate anymore by watching porn because he is supposedly in love now.

The condition led by excessive masturbation in a short duration of time. Physical symptoms include a dead dick and hand shaking it vigorously in hopes of getting one last hit!
I never thought I could have pornstipation until I shagged for the 7th time in 2 hours
pornstipation by 98ska June 6, 2011

Pornstein 

That one guy who watches way to much porn and knows everything there is to know about porn from pornstars to weird fetiches.
Porstein: "Did you see Mia Khalifa's new foot video? She collabed with Piper Perri! It was the best 23 and a halv minutes og my life!"
Ordinary guy: "No fucking way, you creepy pornstein"

pornster 

a person who claims to not see porn at all , but actually sees it all FUCKIN day long !
ramsey : dude i got this super porno on my hd, check it out
tej : no dude i dont dig porn
ramsey : fuck u tej your search history is nthn but badass porn ! .. u r sucha pornster .. !
pornster by sum yung hoe October 17, 2011
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