Pornking 

An alpha that absolutely fucks bugs with his pin dick. Derivative of ham.

My top G is an absolute pornking yo!?!?!?

Pornking by penilebovineperson January 1, 2023

fake porning 

Excessively screaming or moaning during sex to live up to the standards of men(or, less likely, women). Usually performed during the first time of having sex with a partner. First coined in the television show Hot in Cleveland(Season 4, Episode 8).

Melanie: I fake porned him!
Joy: Why?! Fake porning sets the sex bar too high!
Melanie: Men like enthusiasm, so I went a little overboard. I mean I was like someone reviewing their own business on Yelp.

fake porning by Nukafoo March 24, 2014

porking 

1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.

1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...

porking by TonecasT February 3, 2004

finger porking 

Finger porking is the phrase given to the act of being penetrated with fingers.

Girl1: what did you do on the weekend?

Girl2: oh, I was just finger porking myself all day .

finger porking by Dan and Harry PLC September 29, 2013

Porn king 

adj, noun a term to describe someone who has an unbelievable amount of porno and knowlegde of porno

"Chris has like over 100 porno dvds, he is like the porn king around here."

Porn king by Jared Maggard August 13, 2006

porking lot 

A "Lover's Lane," breakdown lane, RV park, mountaintop, alley, or any other place couples park for the purpose of having sex in said vehicle.

Example: "Inspiration Point," often mentioned in the TV show "Happy Days."

"I took my girlie to the porking lot this weekend, and -- WOW-WEE! We must have burned 16 rubbers."

porking lot by Jason L. July 29, 2005

Good Porning 

(n.) when a man wakes up and notices their morning glory and immediately turns on his computer to find some pornography to get rid of it.

(v.) less commonly used, the verb is to act out the definition of the noun

"Hey man, did you sleep well?"
"Not really, but i woke up well ;)"
"What do you mean?"
"I had quite a good porning"
"AW DUDE! IN MY BED!?!?! WITH ME IN IT!?!?!"

Good Porning by Kerblasser April 12, 2010