Pornacle

A porn-spam "follower" on Twitter; like barnacles on a boat, they have to be scraped off periodically.

"Susan Blowjobsky is now following you on Twitter!" "Click here to view her profile." ::sigh:: another pornacle. I'll have to clean those off eventually.

Pornacle by Sidiferu October 14, 2010

The Pornacle 

n. A Portmanteau of the words Porn and oracle.Referring to a person who holds great knowledge of all things porn:such as websites, films, genres, actors, etc.

Lost in my woes from the lack of eskimo on eskimo porno,Luckily my confidant richard ,The Pornacle, heeded and rewarded.

The Pornacle by RG-88 June 26, 2010

Playstation Pornable

What's a playstation pornable you ask, well its pretty damn easy to figure out, It's a PSP filled with porn. Many people might have this in fact and not know the actually know what to call it but here it is: the Playstation pornable. I imagine those that have it have large memory card for porn, and an average size card just play games (if they play games when they aren't fapping to images of playboy girls or watching their favorite Girls Gone Wild videos) so noone will suspect of using their PSP of holding porn. This is also great for those who have 500 gb HDD full of porn, but like to have their porn to be portable which coincidentally is where pornable comes from: portable porn.

Little brother: "hey bro can i borrow your PSP to play Sonic?" Bigbrother : "Sure lil'bro" *hands him psp* *little brother turns on psp Little brother : "Oh my why are there naked ladies on here , and what is she doing to that other naked lady?" 0.0 Big Brother: -Oh Shit i gave him my playstation pornable memory card instead of giving him the gaming one- "ugh lil'bro just hand the the PSP to me and I'll buy you your own PSP if we keep this our own little secret" Little brother: "OK, will mine have naked ladies too?" Big Brother: "Hell no"

Playstation Pornable by Danfire0 August 17, 2009

Pornable

When a person is desirable enough to be put into a pornographic film.

Damn! That hot piece of jailbait is pornable!

Pornable by Jeremy Dowd January 9, 2006

Pornable

A woman hot enough to be in a PORNO!

Damn, that bitch is so PORNABLE!

Pornable by pik2000 October 27, 2003

Pornalepsy 

Pornalepsy occurs when a person (or persons) is abouts to indulge in some light pornagraphic entertainment. The term refers to the uncontrollable shudders of excitement one gets whilst the porn is loading. so called as said shudders resemble an epileptic fit.

Me and sir Jimison bottomholesworth were abouts to watch an adult dvd of a tramp fornicating with a swan, as the dvd loaded both our bodies broke out in an uncontrollable bout of pornalepsy in atticipation of the hot tramp on swan action.

Pornalepsy by I shag jaimie March 6, 2010

Pornable

The combination of the words porn and portable. Definition: the ability to carry your porn with you.

You say "Hey, with this new Pornable USB drive I can carry my porn with me, whenever and wherever I may need it." Friend says, "Dude, can I borrow it". You say "Get your own, tard!"

Pornable by Doctoroctos July 23, 2008