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Porn Flake 

An Annoying person who constantly calls everyone associated with porn begging for an opportunity to act in a video. When they finally get the opportunity, they don't show up and refuse to answer their phone.

The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.
"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."

"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."
Porn Flake by artist1955 August 5, 2012
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porn flakes 

Cum left on the bed sheets after a night of sex and its gone all flaky
I left porn flakes at my girls house last night.
porn flakes by asafdf September 25, 2005

porn flakes 

also a musical group from Quebec

www.postedecoute.ca
/catalogue/album/43887
porn flakes by popa October 3, 2005
When the porn actors and actresses don't actually have sex, but are instead using an angle that makes it look as if they are. BET©
BET: Did you hear about this thing I created called fake porn. It hasn't really hit off yet, though.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.
Fake Porn by Kronos 1777 (BET) March 13, 2019
Videos on the internet of people having fake sex that give you a fake boner
Skarlet: My fake boner is getting soft
David:Go watch some fake porn it will get that shit fake hard!
Fake Porn by AlphaWolf121 January 2, 2012

Pornflakes 

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.
"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".
Pornflakes by guntherer January 6, 2009

pornflakes 

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.
when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.
pornflakes by chrispyq March 8, 2013