breakfest 

It's when more than one person group to eat in the morning. Instead of breakfast, it's breakfest, because with more people it becomes more of a "fest", and, it's never fast...therefore "fast" was removed from the word and had to be replaced.

"Is that a douche in your pocket? Well anyway, this breakfest is so much fun."

breakfest by Super Sonic Scott January 16, 2005

BrEakfest 

Best day ever.

Breakfest equals best day ever

BrEakfest by Breakfest April 22, 2018

Barbarian Breakfest 

When a man takes a bowel movment in a womans vagina and consumes it with a large fork.

Hey Dave, are you hungry?

No dude, I just had a big Barbarian Breakfest!

Barbarian Breakfest by LandonK May 5, 2008

portugese breakfest

when you crack an egg in a girls vagina and uses a egg beater to scramble it around

claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night

portugese breakfest by wtyerghf July 29, 2006

Greek Breakfest 

Feta Cheese in the bum. May be tossed or stired.

The infection started after I had that greek breakfest.

Greek Breakfest by Sapier October 8, 2007

Norwegian breakfast 

In a hotel, wake up, hungry and horny, but are too late for breakfast.....so instead you eat a Norwegian breakfast.....the woman bends over the bathroom counter, ass in the air and the man kneels behind and feasts on her pussy until she comes on his face.....both have satisfied their hunger.

' how was the breakfast in the hotel.....?'
' I was too late so I took a Norwegian breakfast instead......'

Norwegian breakfast by OsloRadisson May 20, 2021

Breakfast Ratio 

n. The ratio of sausages (males) to eggs (females) at a place, event, or social gathering. The optimal ratio is a matter of preference, but experts recommend a healthy mix for a balanced breakfast.

Person 1: How was the breakfast ratio at the party last night?
Person 2: Terrible! Hardly a woman in sight — it was a total sausage fest.

Breakfast Ratio by alberge November 22, 2013