breakfest

It's when more than one person group to eat in the morning. Instead of breakfast, it's breakfest, because with more people it becomes more of a "fest", and, it's never fast...therefore "fast" was removed from the word and had to be replaced.
"Is that a douche in your pocket? Well anyway, this breakfest is so much fun."
by Super Sonic Scott January 17, 2005
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Barbarian Breakfest

When a man takes a bowel movment in a womans vagina and consumes it with a large fork.
Hey Dave, are you hungry?

No dude, I just had a big Barbarian Breakfest!
by LandonK May 06, 2008
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portugese breakfest

when you crack an egg in a girls vagina and uses a egg beater to scramble it around
claudia: GIVE ME A PORTUGESE BREAKFEST
eric: sounds good to me
*eric gets some kitchen utensils*
claudia: oh no were all out of EGGS
*they both run to the store*
then they had a good night
by wtyerghf July 30, 2006
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Greek Breakfest

Feta Cheese in the bum. May be tossed or stired.
The infection started after I had that greek breakfest.
by Sapier September 03, 2007
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