Porn'd 

Kinda like Pwn'd or owned but way more intense whereas the victim can be seen on a box in a pornshop buttnaked even though he/she has never participated in any xxx movies.

Yo did you see that dude that got hit by 4 cars? he had to have died after the 2nd car hit him. He got porn'd! Imma go to the xxx shop to see his box!

Porn'd by gla gla October 1, 2008

porn a.d.d. 

Porn attention deficit disorder is a condition when someone has copious amounts of downloaded porn, but can't find the right clip of porn to bring oneself to climax. It usually ends in frustration or continued determination to find more porn.

A: I have over 2,382 clips of porn on my computer and I still cant find what I want.
B: Sounds like porn a.d.d. man, you need to walk away for a few days and refresh.
(A) clicking on clips of Marines getting it in the corn hole with eyes glazed over.

porn a.d.d. by nailingstr8wood November 20, 2010

3-D Porn

1: Porn thats like avatar in the sense that its 3-D and shit.

2: Porn that you can watch were its actually you're going to get came on the face, or poked in the face, or you can smell the girls stinkyspeedway.

1: Josh: Wow dude! That dude just came all over my chin!

Wyatt: This 3-D porn is awesome! Its almost like im in her stinkyspeedway!

2: Dude! This 3-D porn is crazy! Its like that guys dick was poking me in the face!

3: Its 3-D and shit.

3-D Porn by DickmastaJ May 21, 2010

I'd watch that porn 

A phrase that shows your approval of sexual relations between two (or more) people, in that you'd jack off to them having sex.

Mark: Did you hear? Sally and Jim are going out.
Bob: Holy shit, I'd watch that porn!

I'd watch that porn by Nitemarish September 24, 2009

porn drive 

portable device for transporting and storing an entire porn collection

7 or more just like with stiff cock length the porn drive needs to be 7 or more gigs to hold one matroska compressed HD dvd porn disc

the more surface area the better for hard drive porn drive storage and boners. The more stiff boner surface area the more nerves for orgasm either naked at the computer or balls deep into a girl preferably her contraceptive ass.

porn drive by horns of you January 26, 2013

porn deletion syndrome 

PDS: Primary symptoms include deletion of large quanitities of porn after masturbation, followed by feelings of regret, and the subsequent downloading of even more porn to compensate for the loss. The disease typically takes hold after a rapid influx of new porn into the computer system will lead it to reach a level of Critical Ass: a type of self-actualization crisis in which a guy realizes that he could have ran for Congress and won, attained Grandmaster status in chess, or even developed an effective treatment for PDS had he chosen to apply himself differently. At this point, most males enter into the final stage of the process after swearing that they will never watch another porn for the rest of their cursed lives. This "Renouncement Stage" typically lasts somewhere between the amount of time David Blaine stood on a pole without sleeping, and the time David Blaine spent in a water bubble shitting in a tube, and usually ends similarly with intense crying after realizing the beauty of humanity. Fear not my friends, we will find treatment, and by treatment, I mean we will find a way for you not to delete your favorite episode of "Barely Legal" when it is clearly still its prime.

Porn Deletion Syndrome.

porn deletion syndrome by the_aenima July 19, 2010

porn dust

what a man ejaculates after he has no more seamen left from cumming too many times

frank's had sex so many times in a row that the last time he had an orgasm the only thing that came out was porn dust

porn dust by jobens February 5, 2012