Definitions by jobens

hump drunk 

when you have had such good sex that after it is over you feel drunk with euphoria and are slightly disorientated

chino just finished having an epic sex experience with his girl nelly that he appeared drunk to his buddy frank , frank asked him " whats up man , have you been drinking?" he replied" no bro i'm hump drunk"

hump drunk by jobens April 28, 2013

gentleman's bang 

the gentleman's bang is when you have sex the morning after with the ugly girl you brought home the night before and had sex with, in order to make her feel pretty, special, sexy and respected before you ask her to leave. Like any good gentleman would.

Chino saw an ugly girl leaving Franks apartment early one morning and immediately called him to ask " Frank what's up with letting that girl stay over your place? Frank replied " Its all good Chino , I had to give her a "gentleman's bang" this morning to make her feel pretty because that's the kind of man i am.

gentleman's bang by jobens January 17, 2013

bob 

a "bob" is when a girl shows just one boob

frank and chino were at the bar , when they asked a girl to show her boobs. She said i can't do that ! So they said how about just a "bob" then ? She agreed and whipped out just the right one.

bob by jobens December 20, 2012

restless bird syndrome 

the act of masturbating all night in your sleep.
chronic uncontrollable nocturnal masturbation

frank was wondering why his penis and wrist were always sore when he wakes up in the morning so he went to the doctor and was diagnosed with restless bird syndrome.

restless bird syndrome by jobens October 7, 2012

run the wood

to ask the bartender to buy a drink for everyone at the bar

Chino was tending bar at Basin Street when a customer asked him to "run the wood" , so he wasted no time in getting everybody a shot of Jagermeister.

run the wood by jobens April 3, 2012

JFK's 

when you're driving on a road trip and and your head bobs back and forth as you catch yourself falling asleep

chino was driving for so many hours when frank told him "dude stop with the JFK's and let me drive"

JFK's by jobens March 22, 2012

porn dust

what a man ejaculates after he has no more seamen left from cumming too many times

frank's had sex so many times in a row that the last time he had an orgasm the only thing that came out was porn dust

porn dust by jobens February 5, 2012