Porksman
Derived from the old noun ‘Porksmith’ from the early 2000s, and later revived in 2026 by a new tranche of porksmen, the word ‘Porksman’ refers to an incredibly straight male who has devoted his life having as much sex as humanly possible with different women. The profession often comes at the expense of relationships with friends and family, their employment, and any sort of lifestyle they previously enjoyed before converting to the trade.
‘I’ve heard Tony’s become a first responder, what an incredible thing to do. Do you know which discipline he joined?’
‘He’s become a porksman! Haven’t seen him down the pub in ages, he’s always working late’.
‘He’s become a porksman! Haven’t seen him down the pub in ages, he’s always working late’.
Porksman by stingyring October 1, 2026
