1. A very, very, very fat man.

2. A freakish transfusion between a pig and a man, usually occuring over radioactive waste sites.

3. The awesomest gamer ever, and if you dont think so I'll pwn you any day.

1. HAHA EVERYBODY POINT AT THE PORKMAN AND LAUGH!!!!

2. That porkman should've never let them store that waste under his house.

3. OMG PORKMAN JUST PWNED UR N00B ASS!!!!!!

Porkman by Porkman August 8, 2006

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Porksman

Derived from the old noun ‘Porksmith’ from the early 2000s, and later revived in 2026 by a new tranche of porksmen, the word ‘Porksman’ refers to an incredibly straight male who has devoted his life having as much sex as humanly possible with different women. The profession often comes at the expense of relationships with friends and family, their employment, and any sort of lifestyle they previously enjoyed before converting to the trade.

‘I’ve heard Tony’s become a first responder, what an incredible thing to do. Do you know which discipline he joined?’
‘He’s become a porksman! Haven’t seen him down the pub in ages, he’s always working late’.

Porksman by stingyring October 1, 2026

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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