1. A very, very, very fat man.

2. A freakish transfusion between a pig and a man, usually occuring over radioactive waste sites.

3. The awesomest gamer ever, and if you dont think so I'll pwn you any day.

1. HAHA EVERYBODY POINT AT THE PORKMAN AND LAUGH!!!!

2. That porkman should've never let them store that waste under his house.

3. OMG PORKMAN JUST PWNED UR N00B ASS!!!!!!

Porkman by Porkman August 8, 2006

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Porksman

Derived from the old noun ‘Porksmith’ from the early 2000s, and later revived in 2026 by a new tranche of porksmen, the word ‘Porksman’ refers to an incredibly straight male who has devoted his life having as much sex as humanly possible with different women. The profession often comes at the expense of relationships with friends and family, their employment, and any sort of lifestyle they previously enjoyed before converting to the trade.

‘I’ve heard Tony’s become a first responder, what an incredible thing to do. Do you know which discipline he joined?’
‘He’s become a porksman! Haven’t seen him down the pub in ages, he’s always working late’.

Porksman by stingyring October 1, 2026

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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