Porkermac

A porkermac, a garment used as a groundsheet when fucking an ugly obese women in an open field.

"I used my donkey jacket as a porkermac and stuck it under her fat arse stop my knees getting shity"

by Mr Cunt February 23, 2008

Pokerfacing

Much like using a "poker face" during a game of cards; a person(s) lying. Usually relationship related.

Baby, I've been pokerfacing this whole time. Now get out of my fuckin' bed.

by Mr.ORLY August 26, 2010

Pokerface

Much like the Guitarface, the Pokerface is used to hide emotion during poker or any other game involving cards.

Most people are incapable of this action as they tend to snicker or jump up and down screaming "FUCK YEA I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS WITH THIS 'GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD' WHEN IT'S MY TURN AGAIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"

"Woah man did you see that? He got shot in the groin and didn't even blink!"

"Hmhmm, that's some pokerface he's got."

by Jökull the Berserk November 2, 2009

pokermanship

A word coined by a self acclaimed expert home player, meaning- A move in poker that allows the player to have his way with the game by using conniving intelligence.

The player in 5th position used excellent pokermanship while playing the last hand.

by ADAMIZER September 18, 2014

pookerface

A pokerface for pooping during a Zoom call. For the sake of decent society, you have to carefully arrange your facial expression so that it's not obvious that you're downloading more than just video data.

Tony: The Thai food came back with a vengeance during the quarterly meeting. I don't think anyone noticed that I was on the toilet.
Fonzi: Ooohh is that why you were straining and staring into space? We thought you were mad! You've got a pretty good pookerface!

by Sequined Converse October 19, 2021

pokerfacing

engaging in sexual intercoarse while thinking about the same sex. originated from the song "poker face"

"lets go pokerfacing tonite"

"did u pokerface last night ?"

by nessa_x July 25, 2009

pokerface

the face that ppl are making when they are trying to look sexy, but it always works, mostly used on fat girls that too much make-up.....like lady gaga

girl,"eww look at her uglyass pokerface!!"
boy,"yea i no i hate gurls like dat!"

by erinrox,ray April 18, 2009