Porchtard 

Skinny white trash idiots on a porch drinking alcholic beverages and smoking cigarettes while being stupid.

Look those porchtards. What losers!

Porchtard by remlap1013 September 20, 2015

Porntardation 

Every time you see a porn star jerking off in front of their stepfamily, doing stupid sexual things, wearing no panties/bra at all, sleeping during day, being completely fucking blind and they can't see dicks, sticking their dick in literally every hole they see or not knowing their pants have ripped and not feeling a dick inside, they have porntardation.

Jim: Did you see that Brattysis video bro?
Mark: nah bro, that actress had * Porntardation*

Porntardation by Joe Azlz December 3, 2019

Porntard 

PORNography + reTARD

A dude who can't find a girlfriend because

#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.

#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.

Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years. He's such porntard.

Porntard by Mike Porntard March 2, 2009

Poohtard 

A woman usually 30+ who wears many Winnie The Pooh sweatshirts. She also wears mom jeans, keds and scrunchies.

I was in Wal-Mart today and couldn't believe the amount of Poohtards I saw!

Poohtard by Allston March 10, 2009

portard 

1. The child of a lesbian couple.

Hey portard! How's your two mommies you big gaymo?

portard by crispysam March 6, 2005

porntard 

a person who believes they are creating decent pornography when in fact it is fucking retarded. often the letter 'z' is substituted for the letter 's' in an attempt to be whimsical.

roxy is such a porntard; look what she wrote in her online journal today:
"he enterz her in the back of a dark limozine, pressing his forearmz against the indigo velvet..."

porntard by ninwolf April 22, 2008

Prochard 

A Richard who is pro at life.

This Richard is a prochard.
OMG! You're a prochard!

Prochard by Starawolf98 October 13, 2020