Definitions by ninwolf
porntard
a person who believes they are creating decent pornography when in fact it is fucking retarded. often the letter 'z' is substituted for the letter 's' in an attempt to be whimsical.
roxy is such a porntard; look what she wrote in her online journal today:
"he enterz her in the back of a dark limozine, pressing his forearmz against the indigo velvet..."
"he enterz her in the back of a dark limozine, pressing his forearmz against the indigo velvet..."