PerthTard

(noun, slang, mildly affectionate/derogatory):

A person who has moved to Perth, seemingly vanishing off the face of the Earth and abandoning their friends in the process. Often spotted basking in sunshine, embracing a slower pace of life, and pretending time zones are a valid excuse for never replying to messages.

"Did you hear about Ben?"
"Yeah Ben's a real PerthTard"

by WetLad69 March 22, 2025