PerthTard

(noun, slang, mildly affectionate/derogatory):

A person who has moved to Perth, seemingly vanishing off the face of the Earth and abandoning their friends in the process. Often spotted basking in sunshine, embracing a slower pace of life, and pretending time zones are a valid excuse for never replying to messages.

"Did you hear about Ben?"
"Yeah Ben's a real PerthTard"

by WetLad69 March 22, 2025

pervtard

Someone is so perverted it makes them seem retarded.

Billy is a pervtard. He thinks about sex so much he can't focus on breathing right.

by FactRzerO November 17, 2003

Pertarded

A person who is pertard is at the entry level of retardedness. They may say and do dumb things but are not at the stage of drooling or window licking.

Look at that pertarded Dickhead Tyson. Won't be long until he's drooling and licking windows.

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

permatarded

the state of being when a person has abused drugs so much that there is next to no chance that they will ever be the same again.

Girl: Did you start Dating that guy?
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.

by b.chan March 12, 2008

permatard

Noun. Related to the word retard. A very stupid person who does not understand things.

Joe: Behind Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin, but another fist.
Bob: I don't get it.
Joe: That's because you're a permatard!

by kennyattic April 12, 2007

perthmark

is a couple who gives a sense of comfort and happiness to every bl stan that adores them. they are most likely known for their precious bond friendship in the acting industry.

i miss perthmark everyday.

by tanapon jumlongkul January 2, 2021

Pertarded

Pertarded. A word used by people who instead of 'retarded' opt for 'pertarded'.
-Used when something is totally ridiculous and beyond words
-to a lesser extent, used as inoffensive, compared to 'retarded'.
-stemming from 'perturbed', or is it? I dunno..thats 'pertarded'.

''Omg Dan, i totally looked for you in the crowd, but i couldn't...there was this dude who wouldn let me in front, and these strobe lights, not to mention a few clowns off their breasts on E. The whole situation was pertarded.

by See Dee June 16, 2010