procetard

A person who follows process to simply follow process blindly.

When your peers and management do something without reason. Much like charging up a mountain with a squirt gun to take down the machine gun turret simply because a process stated to do so; procetard.

procetard by hatingdumbshit February 21, 2012

Poketard

A word that is literally the words "Pokemon" and "Retard". Pretty self-explanatory.

Essentially, they are the incredibly toxic part of the Pokemon community who take ignorance to the next level, going as far as to attack people in the exact same community of them. They generally act very immature, and would be willing to start a flame war to anyone not agreeing with them. Should Pokemon be shunned in any way possible, they would begin to freak out about it regardless of the actual meaning. They also don't have a lick of respect for people with differing opinions, so if you are a fan of Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, or Yo-Kai Watch, or prefer the earlier generations of the Pokemon series, expect to be attacked in the most discrete way possible.

You can find an exceedingly large amount of Poketards causing flame wars in DEATH BATTLE!'s video "Pokemon vs Digimon".

Sam: And the number one video game goes out to Metal Gear Solid!
Bob: WHAT?! THAT'S COMPLETE BULLCRAP! POKEMON DESERVES TO BE NUMBER ONE! I DON'T CARE WHAT EVIDENCE THERE IS FOR MGS TO BE THE NUMBER ONE VIDEO GAME! POKEMON DESERVES IT, NO MATTER WHAT!!!
Sam: Can you shut up already, Poketard?

Joe: I'm personally a big fan of the first generation of Pokemon. What's your opinion?
Rick: First generation? Hah, you pathetic Genwunner! Everyone knows that the entire Pokemon Series is the best! Get a life, and don't waste my time!
Joe: Dude, I was expressing my opinion. I never said the first generation is the only good one. Don't be such a Poketard

Poketard by Person1234229 March 30, 2019

proletariat chariot 

Public transit, i.e. the bus.

My car is in the shop, so I'm riding the proletariat chariot to work this week.

proletariat chariot by tam7875 October 9, 2008

proletariat 

The general working class that occupies the bottom tier of society. Drives economies and produces "real" profit through its labor. Can often be seen in conflict with the bourgeoisie.

The income of the proletarian is not related to the value of his product.

proletariat by Albie Wangsta March 25, 2004

pretarded 

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

pretarded by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

Proletariat 

The name used to generally describe the working class or poor in society. In Communist-Lingo, meaning the class of society that doesn't own the means of production (Factories, mines etc.) but works for them, selling their laboring power in order to survive.

'Look at that stupid proletariat working at the machine over there.'

"The Proletariat have nothing to lose but their chains, they have a world to win. Workers of all countries, unite!" - Karl Marx

Proletariat by E Reims November 19, 2006

Phonetard 

An individual that experiences life through the video camera function of their phone.

A video showed the recording of some "interesting" event. During that event, the filmer started filming someone else who was also filming the event. I have no doubt that the original filmer was in camera view of someone else who was also recording it. So they were filming someone, filming someone, filming an event. At some point a full loop likely transpired resulting in the original filmer or phonetard catching a glimpse of themselves through their own camera.

Phonetard by Jargonaut December 18, 2012