porcherator 

When the outside temperature is cold enough to emulate your refrigerator, you can put things on the porch, such as drinks, meat, cheese, etc., and use the porch as a refrigerator ... hence, the porcherator.

I love it when the temperature is below freezing! All the drinks in the porcherator get slushy and good.

porcherator by TheKurgan1965 February 27, 2017

porcherator 

A porch, most often an enclosed porch, where someone can store drinks and/or perishables during cold temperatures.

Jack stored his beer out on the porcherator, and it was always cold until spring!

porcherator by TheKurgan1965 March 22, 2020

porcelator 

A porceltor, is a little hole in the sink which is used as a secondary emergency method for draining the water before an overflow occurs. the size and hight of a porcelator is relative to the size and depth of the sink.

porcelators are regarded as the most unnoticed and under-appreciated construction in the entire world. not many people know this, but porcelators prevent bathroom floodings every day, and as a result, prevent millions of deaths and dollars in damage.

porcelator by -link February 16, 2008