Porch man 

A porch man is urself

Ur dad is a porch man

Porch man by Porch man March 1, 2022

porch manque 

1. (n) A soi-distant 'conservative' blogger, neo-confederate, and racist who thinks it's the height of hilarity to use racist and ethnic slurs.

2. (n) A racist wingnut blogger and bigot.

3. (n) Any racist that lies and obfuscates when called out for racism.

"Robert Stacy McCain has written that interracial marriage is something that perfectly rational people react to with natural revulsion. Fucking porch manque."

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porch manque by Warren Terra June 30, 2010

porch manqué 

A racist homophobic blogger who possesses a room temperature IQ and an ego the size of Texas.

The other McCain sure is a impotent porch manqué,

porch manqué by Snidley Whiplash June 30, 2010

man-pooch

Large accumalation of fat above a man's genitalia where it looks like a seperate mound of fat aside from the stomach.

Brett: Hey, check out that tweedle dee looking motherfucker over there wearing those tight ass jeans.

Gabe: Yeah, he shouldn't wear his belt so tight, cause it really accentuating his man-pooch.

man-pooch by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 21, 2009

man pouch 

Scrotum

She got me right in the man pouch

man pouch by wattsofpower March 3, 2009

Man Pouch 

When a father carries an infant in the front of his pants because his arms are sore. Like a kangaroo.

holy fecal material! Why is their a baby in your man pouch?

Man Pouch by Katharsis April 18, 2009

Man Pouch 

When a girl wears pants that are too big for her causing the crotch of the pants to be far too low, around the knee region.

Steph: Damn Gym teachers, they keep telling me my shorts are too short.

Amanda: They told everyone that!

Steph: They want us all to be rockin the man pouch! wearing guy's basketball shorts.

Man Pouch by Fickleloves September 30, 2009