Definitions by Katharsis
fashit
When you fart first thereby accidentally triggering the shitting mechanism which releases nasty diarrhea and wet turds in your pants
When Fred discovered that his girlfriend was pregnant, he was so shocked that he fashit in his pants.
room hobbit
In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.
John had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from his room with a man mane that came out from his pants, extending down his leg trunks to his jagged, witch toenails.
room hobbit by Katharsis September 18, 2009
jew dog
Forgetting the name of the Hebrew National hotdog brand and having a complete epiphany and explaining to another what a jew dog is (a hebrew national hotdog)
Also referred to as the jew dog on a jewish person with whiskey dick syndrome
Also referred to as the jew dog on a jewish person with whiskey dick syndrome
alfalfa sprouts
When a woman goes down on a unshaven man mane, comes up and kisses the repugnant Y Chromosome individual, and has pubes stuck in between her teeth
AB: "Hey Don, guess what happened to me last night?!"
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
DB: "What dude?"
AB: "This unruly chick went down on me for 25 minutes and then I realized I didn't trim my man bush until she came up with alfalfa sprouts in her teeth...like floss...gross..."
alfalfa sprouts by Katharsis September 12, 2009