Pooturbed 

The feeling of being greatly perturbed by the need to take a crap.

"You look worried" said Peter
"I'm pooturbed, I need to shit real bad!" replied Paul

Pooturbed by R Mutt November 3, 2011

pootube 

In the age of internet phenomena few sites can boast the same popularity of pootube, the unique and inventive website that allows visitors to surf through user generated video content featuring largely poo and its related activities.

Wow the guys down at the office will love this video I found on pootube last night, it really pushes back the boundaries of perception

pootube by Planet gib October 22, 2007

Pootube 

When your sitting on the toilet taking a poo while watching YouTube

my favortive afterschool activity is to pootube!

Pootube by Anonymous 3054 June 29, 2017

pooture 

When your life depends on taking a shit later in time.

Ben: My life is so weird.
Gregory: Well it will get weirder in your pooture.

pooture by gregben June 19, 2021

perturbed 

(adj.) to be utterly and completely annoyed, angst-ridden, and disgusted; may also lead to abnormal agression

Kelly and Stepanie were quite perturbed when their pet camel would not do as they said, causing Stephanie, an animal lover, to strike the camel in the thigh.

perturbed by Emily F September 27, 2005

Pooturbate 

The act of pooping while masturbating!

I was having a bad day, so I went to the washroom to pooturbate.

Pooturbate by Pooturbate October 9, 2019

pootried12 

famous youtuber and professional minecaft player

person 1: who is pootried12
person 2: omg you haven't heard of pootried12? he's the most famous youtuber and the best minecraft player

Pootried12 is so cool!

pootried12 by Phoria June 7, 2021