When you are smoking weed and your bowl runs out of smokable weed, and there is only ashes left
dude, pack a new bowl. this one is pootered
by harry rich January 27, 2010
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The pooter makes the most realistic fart noises known to man. The pooter is used to get funny reactions out of people.
Hold the pooter in your hand and squeeze it as you walk by someone They will either look, become disgusted,or walk away real fast, and possibly all of the above and more!
by The World Famous Pooter September 24, 2008
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You're all wrong. Pooter is not the definition for pussy, it is the definition for an asshole. if poot means to fart, then the pooter is the thing that creats the poot.
" the girls pooter smelt like dog shit while i was fucking her last night"

"did you just poot?"
by meatmusket46 July 21, 2009
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Definition of {Pooter} is a Fat Fuck heavy From. Tf2 that equip the sandvich for the secondary slot to heal teammates or use it for itself. there are

{Default Pooter} is the Pooter who tries to help the team by throwing the sandvich towards teammates with 6/10 chance of the teammate dying anyway from miss calculations of timing.
{Friendly Pooter} is the Pooter who is retarded and will heal both teams and 5/10 chance of giving the enemy team an advantage and the Pooter dying in the process.
{Chad Pooter} is the Pooter who is skilled at being the Pooter. the Pooter will have 10/10 chance healing teammates without them dying in the process, and will buttfuck the medic a lot.
{Poor Pooter} is a Pooter who does not use the sandvich and only use the Dalokohs Bar or Second Banana to heal teammates with less health.
"Bad Pooter" is a Pooter who can never be good at healing teammates and when they try to there is a 3/10 chance of the teammate dies in the process from very terrible miss calculations.
"Braindead Pooter" is a Pooter who has no IQ and will never heal teammates because how new to the game, probably wearing the gibus, and pyrovision goggles. and never learned to throw the sandvich.
"Hey You Pooter" means that someone wants your special attention.
"fucken Pooter" means a Mad Fuck from the other team pissed off that he can't kill you while you are eating and the enemy dies in the process or your teammate is pissed off from you not healing your teammate and eat In front of them and teammate dies in the process.
"Thanks Pooter" Means that your Teammate/enemy hade a great time with you

"broke Pooter" means your Teammate is disappointed in you for using the Dalokohs or Second Banana for healing them.
"Retard Pooter" Means that you can not heal teammates and never learn how to throw the sandvich.
by Hoovybro2001 June 13, 2023
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slang term for your A-hole.
When the river runs red, take the pooter trail.
by Christopher james bueler February 22, 2005
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release of gas. Like a fart. Often used in Hawai'i as a slang word.
can be used as a verb. 1. pooted. 2. poot.
Guy: *fart*
Girl: OMG did you...just fart? i can taste it! gross!
Guy: nooooo
Girl: OMG YOU DID YOU TOTALLY POOTED. you're such a stinky pooter! how could you poot on me!
by grumpypooper October 4, 2011
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