pootube 

In the age of internet phenomena few sites can boast the same popularity of pootube, the unique and inventive website that allows visitors to surf through user generated video content featuring largely poo and its related activities.

Wow the guys down at the office will love this video I found on pootube last night, it really pushes back the boundaries of perception

pootube by Planet gib October 22, 2007

Pootube 

When your sitting on the toilet taking a poo while watching YouTube

my favortive afterschool activity is to pootube!

Pootube by Anonymous 3054 June 29, 2017

pootube 

a word which describes a woman's butthole after it has been used for anal intercourse and then emptied of fecal matter. a greasy sloppy mess of jizz and poop mixture resulting in ultimate swamp ass.

dude, i had anal intercourse with amy last night and she got real bad pootube

pootube by Che T July 17, 2012

mammalian protuberances

A great descriptive phrase for boobies/norks/tits.

Use if you want to sound intelligent and/or a tosser.

Immortalised by Frank Zappa in his Joe's Garage album.

"..our big prize tonight is fifty American Dollars to the girl with the most exciting mammalian protuberances... ...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked, stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road COTTON UNDERGARMENT! Whoopee! And here comes THE WATER!

mammalian protuberances by Dave the Sheep July 14, 2010

Protuber 

Person who claims to be an expert on a topic because they watched a youtube video.

Albert is a protuber of personal finance.

Protuber by JerzBee July 15, 2014

Portubeast 

(1) Refers to a variety of hot-tempered Portuguese-American women found in the greater Fall River - New Bedford Area

(2) Any woman of Portuguese ancestry who might become easily infuriated by (a) Unclean or broken decorative plates, (b) furniture without plastic covering, or (c) substantial shortages of Madeira wine.

Jim, how's your Portubeast? I hear she made you sleep outside because you interfered with her cleaning.

Portubeast by CapybaraCanberra March 30, 2009

pooubes 

refers to the feces that is caught in anal pubic hair after defecation

odd use: when dumping on a friends ass and the shit gets stuck in their ass hair or even pubic hair

after a night out, my shit came out in a stream and left me with pooubes galore

no i did not fart i must have some pooubes.

pooubes by dean_man December 23, 2008