Originally a misspelling of the word perturbed - this word has reached common usage among Gen Z internet users with divorced parents. Being "paturbed" is like being perturbed but way way worse.

Awkward Father: Hi, son, have you heard of the Cleveland Steamer?
Son: I'm paturbed.
Awkward Father: No. You must be confused. I'm paturbed.

paturbed by PaturbedTeen April 6, 2020

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Peturbed

its a feeling that happens to very brilliant honest people who know when people are purposely DOING them wrong in order to mind fuck them and disturb their life in order to drive them mad..so they can convince weak minded people that this behavior is necessary ..like labeling somebody they hate to have excuse to play mind games apparently maybe some gambling at the expense of ones privacy..good to know this stuff ..

these people have perturbed me ..in order to ruin lives and GAIN control over a situation that they are angry about.. anger management therapy might be necessary if they believe in their on professional backgrounds ...psyche peturbed..

Peturbed by Always on point 💯💯 January 29, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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