paturbed

Originally a misspelling of the word perturbed - this word has reached common usage among Gen Z internet users with divorced parents. Being "paturbed" is like being perturbed but way way worse.

Awkward Father: Hi, son, have you heard of the Cleveland Steamer?
Son: I'm paturbed.
Awkward Father: No. You must be confused. I'm paturbed.

paturbed by PaturbedTeen April 6, 2020

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Piturbed

Disturbingly pissed off.

I am slightly piturbed by his stupidity.

Piturbed by shega12 June 26, 2009

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Peturbed

its a feeling that happens to very brilliant honest people who know when people are purposely DOING them wrong in order to mind fuck them and disturb their life in order to drive them mad..so they can convince weak minded people that this behavior is necessary ..like labeling somebody they hate to have excuse to play mind games apparently maybe some gambling at the expense of ones privacy..good to know this stuff ..

these people have perturbed me ..in order to ruin lives and GAIN control over a situation that they are angry about.. anger management therapy might be necessary if they believe in their on professional backgrounds ...psyche peturbed..

Peturbed by Always on point 💯💯 January 29, 2021

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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