paturbed 

Originally a misspelling of the word perturbed - this word has reached common usage among Gen Z internet users with divorced parents. Being "paturbed" is like being perturbed but way way worse.

Awkward Father: Hi, son, have you heard of the Cleveland Steamer?
Son: I'm paturbed.
Awkward Father: No. You must be confused. I'm paturbed.

paturbed by PaturbedTeen April 6, 2020

Piturbed

Disturbingly pissed off.

I am slightly piturbed by his stupidity.

Piturbed by shega12 June 26, 2009

Peturbed 

its a feeling that happens to very brilliant honest people who know when people are purposely DOING them wrong in order to mind fuck them and disturb their life in order to drive them mad..so they can convince weak minded people that this behavior is necessary ..like labeling somebody they hate to have excuse to play mind games apparently maybe some gambling at the expense of ones privacy..good to know this stuff ..

these people have perturbed me ..in order to ruin lives and GAIN control over a situation that they are angry about.. anger management therapy might be necessary if they believe in their on professional backgrounds ...psyche peturbed..

Peturbed by Always on point 💯💯 January 29, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008