paturbed

Originally a misspelling of the word perturbed - this word has reached common usage among Gen Z internet users with divorced parents. Being "paturbed" is like being perturbed but way way worse.

Awkward Father: Hi, son, have you heard of the Cleveland Steamer?
Son: I'm paturbed.
Awkward Father: No. You must be confused. I'm paturbed.

paturbed by PaturbedTeen April 6, 2020

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Piturbed

Disturbingly pissed off.

I am slightly piturbed by his stupidity.

Piturbed by shega12 June 26, 2009

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Peturbed

its a feeling that happens to very brilliant honest people who know when people are purposely DOING them wrong in order to mind fuck them and disturb their life in order to drive them mad..so they can convince weak minded people that this behavior is necessary ..like labeling somebody they hate to have excuse to play mind games apparently maybe some gambling at the expense of ones privacy..good to know this stuff ..

these people have perturbed me ..in order to ruin lives and GAIN control over a situation that they are angry about.. anger management therapy might be necessary if they believe in their on professional backgrounds ...psyche peturbed..

Peturbed by Always on point 💯💯 January 29, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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