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Poostpone 

Dude! why was your face so red during the meeting earlier?

I had a serious need to drop a huge dooky but was forced to Poostpone until the meeting was over. Feeling much better now.
Poostpone by Ad.Co November 12, 2010

poshitopi 

-a poshitopi is the most wonderful thing in the world. its the epitome of sexyness. it has the best bemba in the universe anyone goes insane for it.

-a poshitopi is a lil baby pete.

-a poshitopi will make you the happiest person alive.
My poshitopi's name is leticia, she's gorgeous!
poshitopi by poshi♥ May 12, 2009
Derived from SJ by a guy who was just bored and started to make up words and phrase...
The Definition is used in an adjective form: "whack" "dumb" "crap" "not true" "lame"
This is Pooshit!
I need to take a pooshit!
pooshit by Poonhanie May 27, 2006
When a bitch shits on your dick so you drop a deuce on the floor and begin to dip your balls in it, Then have your partner suck them.
Man 1: Bro last night I gave your mom a pooshit
Man 2: God I hope you die.
pooshit by usrauiurauiyu January 29, 2020

Recovery poosition 

The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.
Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.
Recovery poosition by Zonal K November 11, 2019

pooshitty 

: extremely bad or unpleasant
: causing feelings of fear and dampness
The whole vibe in that bar is pretty pooshitty
They heard the most pooshitty sounds.
Pooshitty things began to happen.
He has some pooshitty disease.
That joke is just pooshitty.
That's an pooshitty thing to say.
Who painted the house that pooshittycolor?
pooshitty by wordswithfriendswarrior February 10, 2015