Poopypotomus 

Dukster coined the phrase most likely representing some dude named Sam.

No, you are a poopypotomus

Poopypotomus by Not funny nerd March 12, 2022

Poopypotomus 

Dukster coined the phrase most likely representing some dude named Sam.

No, you are a poopypotomus

Poopypotomus by Not funny nerd March 12, 2022

poonapotomus

The overweight sea cow that you'll have sex with.

Man that hot chick won't fuck me, guess I'm gonna have to get with that poonapotomus

poonapotomus by duTiFul April 9, 2009

poopopoptomus 

The worse kind of poop, when it's so huge that you have to clamp your anus apart and use chopsticks to pull it out.

I had to call my friend Matt over to assist me in getting the poopopoptomus out

poopopoptomus by bum killa 101 April 17, 2009

Poopopotamus

When you follow someone around in Halo 3 who just got a triple kill and you teabag each of the bodies.

Man Taven that Poopopotamus you just got was insane

Poopopotamus by Taven S January 23, 2009

poopapotamus 

A gerthy poop that is gernally 6 inches long, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles.

As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me

poopapotamus by Buck Nasty Senior August 7, 2012

Poopapotamus 

One whose inability to hold their bowels is the defining characteristic of their company. The stench of their full diaper overwhelms bystanders, and is so all-encompassing as to infect their views, and their breath, and cause disgust to others. Some poopapotami are also affected by brain rot.

Donald Trump is known to be a poopapotamus, whose diaper frequently needed changing on set of The Apprentice.

Poopapotamus by UBStill April 5, 2024