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poopjasterblevomulate 

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.
man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

Poopcrastination 

Whenever you go to take a dump and stay there playing pokemon or reading whatever hours after you finish.
Guy 1:I went to poop and finished The Odyssey by Homer.
Guy2: That's some serious poopcrastination right there!
Poopcrastination by sefauif May 21, 2010

Poopcrastinate 

{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.
Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"
Poopcrastinate by I did this. March 2, 2018

pooptastic

1. The amazing feeling one gets after taking a massive poo which makes the person feel great.
1. I had the most pooptastic feeling last night.

poopenstein 

A person who has to poop so bad that he or she walks to the bathroom like frankenstein and groans like him as well.
Look at poopenstein over there, let's hope he makes it.
poopenstein by Joe Lopez March 16, 2008

poonfest 

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.
What are you doing for PoonFest?
poonfest by Marc December 7, 2004