Pooparhea

When your feces is somewhere between hard and diarrhea. This usually happens when you are on a first date.

Yesterday Fred had pooparhea before his first date with his crush, C. It was chunky, yet water-like.

by poopgirl_pa August 17, 2009

poopyhead

poopyhead, the worst thing you can call someone in the modern language. it is so bad that some people have to have a permit to use it.

person A: you dick sucking whore

person B: well at least I'm not a poopyhead

person A: (dies and has a stroke at the same time)

by milfmaker69 September 15, 2019

pooperhatch

A Butthole (usually a female's)

"Her pussy was nice, but that pooperhatch stank!"

by Hatcher August 4, 2006

POOPHEAD FRED

a curly haired boy that freaks out when he loses at video games

poophead fred is mad at the pokemon game again

by CJ NOEHL December 28, 2008

poophead fartface

the worst insult possible. very very hurtful. may lead to depression

Bully: "Don't end our streak you poophead fartface"
Victim: "Omg you hurt my feelings"

by hgdysuaikmnhsbxsai August 19, 2016

Poopache

Similar to a stomachache, one gets a poopache when they have not flushed their body of waste for an alarming number of days. In other words, the ache a person might get when they have to poop but hold it off. May or may not be accompanied excessiver with gas, stomach pains & aches.

Boy: I haven't gotten a chance to take a dump in the longest time and my stomach hurts like hell.
Girl: Damn, sucks for you. You must have a poopache.

Man: My stomach fucking aches, I'm passing gas, and I get these excruciating pains in my abdomen, what the hell is this shit, Doc?
Doctor: Looks like you have a poopache. No worries, just take a dump ASAP.

by WhoSaidThat September 27, 2009

poopoohead

a person who has poo for brains

somebody does something idiotic - "you're such a poopoohead"

by Lindalou May 28, 2005