poopawhacka 

Poopawhacka is where need to take a turd & are running to the toilet, but you don't make it & shit yourself. Afterwards you whack the toilet in frustration.

After eating some bad curry, Sasha ran to the toilet but didn't make it & did a Poopawhacka

poopawhacka by Warren Gomble November 13, 2004

poopwhacking 

taking to long to do something.
going poop and whacking it while you are there, thus taking to long with the poop.

he said he would be here in 10 minutes. its been 3 goddamn hours. dudes poopwhacking like i aint eva seen.

poopwhacking by slylawngnomes October 27, 2010